1. A particular model year of car wouldn’t be available until AFTER that year, instead of before. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you’d have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would [...]
New York, NJ, Sept. 24 — People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more software companies have been added to the group’s “watch list” of companies that regularly practice software testing. “There is no need for software to be mistreated in this way so that companies like these can market [...]
Subject: Dr. Internet explains all Dr Internet brightens Monday morning…1. How big is the Internet? When did it start? How did it grow? The Internet is actually much smaller than most people think. It is primarily composed of fiber optic cables no thicker than a human hair, which can be conveniently rolled up and stored [...]
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” Londoners have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but [...]
Some voices are calling the Iraq invasion and occupation the biggest mistake in the United States of America’s history. They are incorrect, the biggest mistake the USA has ever made was to decide to parent the entire world after World War II. We’re not good at it and it wasn’t something the world wanted or [...]