Microsoft (MSFT) has announced a 54 million dollar lawsuit against Tomagotchi maker, Bandai. Microsoft is claiming that the Tomagotchi (the Japanese electronic pet that’s all the rage with the kids) is an infringement of its intellectual property. Microsoft spokesperson, Erik Loregard stated “Software that needs constant, even hourly attention, or else it dies? Sounds like [...]
…this is what they might write: Eleanor Rigby ————- Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard And waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal Finding some code That will make the machine do some more. What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come [...]
[time is up for bill, and satan is looking for him] “Oh, hi, Satan. What’s up downstairs?” “It’s tiiiiime…” “Yeah, but we’re still debugging Memphis, and Ballmer swears he’ll wipe out Adobe before lunch, and Melinda wants to change the tile in the third-floor kitchen again, and…” “Sorry, Bill. I’ve given you too many extensions [...]
So Bush is getting what he wants, namely the opportunity to hand off the Iraq debacle to his successor in 2009. This is made possible by the Republicans hanging together with Bush, against all opinion polls and common sense. Why would they do this? The more they hang with Bush, the more unpopular they become. [...]
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