REDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 27, 1997 — In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum. “It’s actually a logical extension of our planned growth”, said Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, [...]
This is old, but it is still funny. You might get a kick out of it anyway. The British Government’s policy of socialized medicine has recently been broadened to include a service called “Proxy Fathers”. Under the government plan, any married woman who is unable to become pregnant through the first five years of her [...]
A thermodynamics professor had written a take-home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: “Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof. “Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we postulate that if souls exist, [...]