Microsoft Corporation today announced its intent to purchase, copyright, and upgrade God Himself. The new product would be named, predictably enough, Microsoft God,” and would be available to consumers sometime in late 1998. Too many people feel separated from God in today’s world,” said Dave McCavaugh, director of Microsoft’s new Religions division. “Microsoft God will [...]
This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!” The boyfriend [...]
Of course most Europeans wonder what we are complaining about. They pay a lot more than Americans do.
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: 1. “I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.” 2. “I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.” 3. “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.” 4. “Reason for leaving [...]