29 Nov
My Favorite BMW Picture
Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and a BWM? A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Archive for November, 2008
25 Nov
Sarah Palin and the Great Turkey Massacre
Are Democrats in Alaska turkeys? Are turkeys in Alaska Democrats? Is there a subliminal message in this video? You decide.
22 Nov
Computer Acronym Definitions (circa 1997)
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI System Can’t See It DOS Defective Operating System BASIC Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM I Blame Microsoft DEC Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too WWW World Wide [...]
16 Nov
WHAT THE ORGANIZATIONAL CHART DOESN’T TELL YOU
In the lower ranks of the MIS (Manager Information Systems) world, sorting out job titles is a nearly impossible task. Some folks are called Analysts. Some are called Programmers. Some are called Engineers. None of them have window offices. 10. Programmer: This person holds the lowest rank in the DP field. Manages no one. Answers [...]
05 Nov
Divorced Barbie
A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in downtown New York and says to the assistant: “Could you please show me your Barbie dolls?” She says, “Certainly, sir. Here, we have: Fashion Barbie @ $15.95 Vacation Barbie @ $15.95 Housewife Barbie @ $15.95 and Divorcee Barbie @ $215.95!” The guy asks in astonishment, “Why [...]