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Archive for January, 2009

29 Jan

A French Joke

An elderly French man was slowly walking down the countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple, naked, making love in a field.  Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, “Ah ze young love … ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers. C’est magnifique!!”, and continued [...]

25 Jan

Math Question

A Backhoe weighing 8 tons is on top of a flatbed trailer and heading east on Interstate 70 near Hays, Kansas. The extended shovel arm is made of hardened refined steel and the approaching overpass is made of commercial-grade concrete, reinforced with 1 1/2 inch steel rebar spaced at 6 inch intervals in a criss-cross [...]

21 Jan

Why Noone Robs Doughnut Shops

Doughnut shops are the safest place to work.

16 Jan

The life expectancy of BJ-hood

This is a joke that women will find amusing, and men will find horrifying… A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, “Hey man, I know you [...]

09 Jan

Suicide Bomber Traing Class

How many countries prescribe capital punishment for suicide bombers?

03 Jan

Income Taxes

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin,and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get [...]

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