Wise Or Wacked?

To avoid contracting swine flu, the pig should wear a surgical mask.

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: “This is an amazing octopus. I’ll bet anyone in this bar that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it.” Now none of the people could believe this, [...]

This appeared in Salon Magazine on February 10, 1998 at http://www.salonmagazine.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html It is 11 years old but how much have things changed? Error messages for the new “Microsoft Poet” operating system? Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. – – – – – – – – – – [...]

A woman was walking through her new house with the contractor. As they walked through rooms; she told him what color she wanted him to paint each room. In the bedroom she said, “I think this would be nice in a cream.” The contractor stuck his head out of the window and yelled, “GREEN SIDE [...]

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