28 May
Budget Cuts in Defense Spending
Following deep cuts in funds for acquiring new weapons systems, the Air Force presented their latest proposal.
Archive for May, 2009
22 May
The Pastor’s Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not [...]
17 May
Sexual Differentiation in the Human Brain
Sexual differentiation varies in nature and extent among the species. The diagram above illustrates the marked extent of sexual differentiation as pertain to human neurology.
10 May
Tits
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big tits. In high school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she [...]
07 May
The Downside of Multitasking
Multitasking is the art of doing several things at one time – badly.