21 Aug
An Error in Recombinant DNA Engineering
This is a recomdinant DNA experiment gone horribly wrong.
Archive for August, 2009
14 Aug
State Mottos
Alabama: At Least We’re Not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong! Arizona: Dehyd-rific! Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing California: As Seen on TV Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character Delaware: Please Call Before Visiting So We Can Make Room Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids [...]
01 Aug
New Words
anacondom, n: A large-sized, constrictive prophylactic. arachnoleptic fit, n: The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web. Beelzebug, n: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out. bozone, n: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops [...]